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| Um... PUDDING FILLED SOCK PUPPETS HAVE COME TO REIGN DOOM UPON YOU ALL! |
[29 Dec 2005|09:27am] |
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Ir's been a looong time. School and life have swallowed my soul, and the will to update have been next to nothing. But, we're not here to talk about me! I do enough of that on my friend's journals [Sorry you guys, all I done is be a whiny little bitch.]
Since I've read your journals, I know you guys didn't appear to have the best holidays, but, here's to a new year and so on and so forth.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Moon the cameras in the parking garage, eat more corn, and get a tattoo.
Get your resolution here
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[26 Sep 2005|05:13pm] |
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Wow... how long has it been since I updated?
School started, and it hasn't sucked at all.
Now, instead of boreing you with tales from civics and honors geometry [along with other boring classes] I'll skip right to the fun part.
THE FUN PART!
I made new friends in Japanese class, and one of the uses livejournal. She's providence_crow. Anyway, since she's the only one who even cares if I exist on LJ, she shall be mentioned in depth here. [FEEL SPECIAL DAMNIT!]
Her name is Ariel. She's a foreign horror movie FANATIC. She's into 'Dead Like Me' and has donated many new words to my bland vocabulary, such as 'pwn3d', 'teh rox3rs', and anything involving 'my fandom...' [Her fandom licks toads.]
She's a magnificant artist and a bit of a spaz [luv ya' Ariel!] Her dog is a dumbass [and she admits to it.] She's also very much a pacifist. I have decided that I'm violent enough for the two of us. [She's trying to rid me of my violent tendancies, here's hoping it works.]
She's also an officer in my Anime/Manga club called 'The Otaku Club of Doom' or OCD for short. ^o^
Now, I'm sure I've either embarassed or creeped her out. CHEERS FOR ARIEL! WITHOUT HER, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN UPDATE! [You all want to kill her now, don't you?]
SIGNING OUT,
INU-CHAN
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| I dont make stupid mistakes... only very intelligent ones. |
[24 Aug 2005|05:36pm] |
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Of All The Jin Goints In All The World |
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Well, it's time for school. I have no classes with any of my friends [as per usual.] Also, none of my classes are anywhere near each other, so there'll be a lot of running.
On a happy note, I finally got my lavender hair!! It took about 5 hours [with all the bleaching, dying, manic panic-ing and waiting]] but it was totally worth it!
Also, I finally posted my story! [Not that anyone cares!]
I'm sure something interesting happened to me, but I just can't remember it right now.
Will post again when I'm not horrifically boring!
EDIT
P.S.
Does anyone know how to move the text boxes over? I have a really cool background pic that you can't even see! T_T
EDITED EDIT
P.P.S.
A quote: There's more to me than meets your eye!! [Stolen from some random cemmercial.]
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| Holy fucking crap, dudes!!! |
[02 Jul 2005|07:43pm] |
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I scare myself sometimes.
Now, I share this because I have faith that the people who read this journal won't judge me solely on this one entry.
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I was at camp.
There was this kid named Bijorn. [Pronounced 'Bee-yorn']
He had a cereal bar.
I wanted it.
I took it.
He got mad.
I wouldn't give it back.
He spilled juice on my [FAVORITE] pants.
I started chasing him.
I hit him in the chest... hard. [Not as hard as I could, but still hard.]
I was sent to the office.
After 40 minutes of talking, I went back.
I saw him, and he showed me his chest.
There was a welt. [Anyone know what that means???]
THE NEXT DAY
Bijorn wasn't at camp.
The lady who talked to me yesterday called me back to her office.
She said this: *angry voice* "You really hurt Bijorn."
Me: *eyes wide* "I did?"
Lady: *angry voice* "Yes! He had bruising all over his chest and down his arm!! He had to go to the hospital!!"
I was sent home.
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What scared me the most about the incident was the fact that I put someone in the hospital for X-Rays without even hitting them at full power.
I don't work out, and I think I'm pretty feeble.
But... he had bruising all over his chest and down his arm.
I have this to say: Holy fucking crap, dudes!!!
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| Sell yor soul! I've got dental... ^^ |
[21 Jun 2005|08:19pm] |
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Wow... it's been a long ass time since I've updated. [Fear my laziness.]
Well, school ended, camp begun, and I got a hair cut [pictures posted next entry.]
School Ending: I said some mean shit to my teachers on the last day.
I also wore my white wig [looks like Inuyasha!] with a white hat that had ears on top. It was... 'special'. [And also great fun!] Exams sucked ass but I did 'em, and I did 'em well.
Hair cut: Not much to say other than... short... very, very short.
Camp: Ahh camp. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...
( TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT THE YMCA )
Yeah. I've broken a few noses, and almost drowned a few of the bitches... all in all, a good summer!
Hope everyone is happy-like!
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SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN!! HE'S GOT DENTAL!! Also, you will recieve a complementary tote bag with proof of lack of soul!
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| FEAR MY LAME ASS NESS! |
[02 Jun 2005|08:18am] |
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Hey all!
Lot's of things have happened to me, but I'll only say the interesting ones! ^^
I went to Animazement this weekend! Animazement is this convention where everyone goes dressed as their favorite Anime/Manga character! [Well, all the cool people do.]
This year, there were a lot of people from Naruto, but the classics survived!
Here's a picture of me and my friend at the con.
I'm Miss Sunshine in the red haori and she's the Sango on the left!
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| We'll bomb that bridge when we get to it. |
[18 Apr 2005|04:50pm] |
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CHAIN THINGS ARE EVIL!
But, this story was too horrible to ignore.
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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| "Life is a glass of milk and I'm lactose intolerant." |
[15 Apr 2005|09:09pm] |
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HAPPY!!!
I GET TO BE A BETA READER FOR MY FAVORITE AUTHOR!!!
HOORAY!!!
So. Anyway. Other than that, nothing of importance has happened to me... unless... [disgusted look comes over face] fine. You get to hear about the horrors of... [dramatic 'dun dun duuun' please] SALSA DANCING!!!
--AHH! THE HORROR!--
I have to learn how to salsa dance.
At school.
With people from my gym class.
Who I hate.
I, personally, feel that it was a waste of 5 hours. I mean, how is this going to help me in life? When I apply to collage or [heaven forbid] a job, what am I gonna put at the bottom of my application/resume? 'Special Skills: Salsa dancing'?! Well, I have this to say to the instructer, [clears throat] GO TO HELL YOU SADISTIC SUNNAVA BITCH!! YOU NEED TO DIE A HORRIBLY PAINFULL DEATH!!!
This has pissed me off enough to write a haiku:
You will burn in hell,
Your flesh will peel from your bones,
May you rot in peace.
Thank you, and may you never be submitted to the horrors I was.
P.S.
The opening quote/subject of this entry and the haiku are mine. If you would like to use either, please ask for my permission and I'll happily let you! As long as you promise to give proper credit of course!
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| "Who would you shoot first?" "I've made a list." |
[09 Mar 2005|07:51am] |
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Well, all I have to say is... BATTLE ROYALE IS F*CKING AWESOME!!!!! It is officially my favorite book, and I'm only on page 100 or so. Let's see... who would I shoot first? (Question borrowed from buttered_cow [www.livejournal.com/~buttered_cow] without permission... eheh? Sorry dude/dudette) Well, you see, there's this one girl in my school named Leigha. (last name omitted for safety reasons... lets replace it 'The-Bitch') Leigha The-Bitch is a perky, happy, cheerful, know-it-all, can't-have-an-opinion-around-her-unless-it's-exactly-the-same-as-hers type of girl. The other day (yesterday) I was commenting on how American Eagle clothes are for sluts and crack whores (possibly high-class prostitutes as well) and she said 'That is so not true, 'cause I get like all of my clothes from there and I'm not a slut.' So I turned to her and said, "Was I talking to you Leigha? No, I wasn't. I was talking to ELIZABETH. You are not Elizabeth, so would you keep your acne ridden nose out of my buisiness?" [she doesn't have acne... unfortunately] and she said 'Well, I'm just saying, American Eagle is not for sluts, only their skirts are slutty.' And I was like "GGGRAAAAH!!!! [FEAR MY SCREAM OF EVIL!] IF IT'S NOT FOR SLUTS THEN WHY DO THE ZIPPERS ON THEIR SHIRTS GO ALL THE WAS DOWN TO THE BASE OF YOUR BRA???!!!" [I was angry... I didn't realize I was being stupid] And she said 'So you can put a white shirt underneath it!' And I said "Trust me honey, that is NOT what they intended." And I walked out in a huff. [Follow me so far? Good.]
-Later-
I was walking to my bus and I saw Elizabeth so I ran up to her to say 'hi'. [and other things] Well, earlier that day I had explained the basics of Battle Royale to her so I said, "THAT'S who I would shoot first."
OK, that was pointless and stupid... but so am I! So, I hope you enjoyed reading the watered down version of my hatred! [I am truly a vicious creature, so don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the parts.] So tune is later do see more stupid things from me! ^.^
P.S.
Did you know that the word 'assassin' has the word 'ass' in it... twice?
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| The wheels on the bus go round and round... |
[02 Mar 2005|09:39am] |
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HI ALL! It's me with new stupidity! YAY STUPIDITY! Um... let's see. I was washing dishes the other day (O.O) and... THE DISHWASHER EXPLODED!!!! We were out of normal soap, so I used dishwasher hand soap thing (you use it to wash dishes by hand) and I put the normal ammount of soap in. THE KITCHEN FLOOR WAS COVERED WITH TWO FEET OF FOAM!!! When I was cleaning it all up, I saw a pile of foam moving, I freaked out and hit it with a mop. It was my cat. He's mad at me now. Eheh...
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[26 Feb 2005|09:47pm] |
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Hello! First entry, so don't expect anything interesting 'till next one! (Anyone who has ever read one of my stories on fanfiction.net should realize this.) Ummm... yeah... I don't have anything to say... see you next time? Eheh...
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